mmmmm sounds like some loser needs to get stepped on
sometimes people can say one thing and ill fluff up like an angry cat and when that happens you need to just fuck off
Winner gets 40$ Whatpumpkin gift card, enough for a hoodie (+ 5$) or two tees!
Thank you to everyone who has made my Tumblr experience so great!
- Don’t have to be following me (coming and checking out my blog would be appreciated though!)
- No giveaway blogs
- Likes don’t count
- Please don’t reblog more than once
- You have to be willing to give me your email address (that’s how you will receive the gift card)
- All my current followers automatically get an entry, meaning if they reblog they get two (if you follow me and would like to leave the prize for someone else you can ask me to withdraw your name from the contest or just tell me if you get chosen)
- I’m using the random number generator n stuff and have made it as random as possible so you get 1/(amount of reblogs+number of followers who want to be in the contest) chance to win if you reblog, with the exception of current followers (who participate) who can get double that
- Oh shit tumblr actually has a lot of rules about giveaways that I’m kind of breaking oops. Just be fully conscious that Tumblr itself is not associated with this giveaway and this is fully my (onebay1’s) responsibility
- You have to have your ask open
- If you win you will receive an ask from me, to which you must respond within 48 hours or I will pick another winner
- Ends September 15th 2014
Celebrating 413 Followers! (give or take a few)
To celebrate how much I can’t count, I’m having my first-rd giveway, offering up this fine weapon from the Derse arsenal, the REGISWORD. Stab your enemies. Stab your friends. Send anyone who wanders into your office on a perilous assassination mission. Whatever you want, it’s yours!
- One Regisword
- A custom Derse Hitlist with targets of the winner’s choosing
WHAT THE WINNER DOES NOT RECEIVE:
- A silly hat or uniform that you are required to wear by order of the Black Queen. You didn’t want to wear that stupid thing anyway. It’s awful.
- Reblog this post. No giveaway blogs or alt accounts please.
- There’s only one winner because I ain’t Jack Noir over here and have a pile behind my desk that I can just hand out willy-nilly.
- You don’t have to be following me to win, but if perhaps if you like prop making, props, and mostly Homestuck cosplay, why not Zoidberg?
- HOWEVER, I do wish to give a thank you reward to all my followers, so those following this blog will get an extra chance to win in addition to their reblog entry.
- You must have your ask box open at the contest’s end! I’ll randomly select a winner, but if you don’t respond within 48 hours, I’ll be skipping on down to the next person on the list.
- Winner within the United States pays NO SHIPPING.
- For international shipping, I’ll cover the first 18 dollars, but the winner must cover the rest if necessary and understand the problems that may arise with international shipping (lost packages, customs hangups, longer shipping times, marauding bears, etc.)
Contest ends September 13, 2014! Good luck and perhaps the likelihood of winning be always in your corner.
This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen
I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now
Blares dubstep music